Okay, I'm saying something.

Cigars: Are awesome. But don't smoke on an empty stomach, or too fast. I tell you this because I've puked three times since finishing off a corona. This is a new experience for me, though I'm not really a novice smoker. But I normally smoke a pipe, which has never made me sick. I smoked this cigar in the same manner, BIG MISTAKE. Now I'm sitting I'm my couch, trying to get something to stay down. Teh interwebbs said that sugar and water are the key, so I'm eating an apple and drinking a gatorade. I tried bread and dr pepper but only discovered that dr pepper does not taste as good coming up as it does going down. And so I sit, and I bitch, to an empty blog. But I feel that I have learned a valuable life lesson tonight. Funny how learning lessons is generally painful, just think about piano lessons! Anyway, that's all I have to not say for now. And I think I have to throw up again.

No seriously.

Though my life is fun, and I myself am happy. I have nothing to say to the world. My stories can be bested. I've had no grand adventures outside of Skyrim. I am boring to you. Please leave.